This was an ABC Family original movie about two strangers--a guy (Lawrence) who owed $15,000 to some dude for gambling and a female (Hart) who had all of her belongings stolen while moving into her new house--who meet at a wedding that decide to get married for the money and presents. I watched this 'cause...well, she was Sabrina. I didn't like the movie. Some of the problems it had:
-ABC Family movie says it all, really
-"Whoa" guy a.k.a. Joey Lawrence
-Bald Joey Lawrence
-Baldy's eyebrows are mad weird looking
-They said "cliché" quite a few times in the movie, in regards to how "cliché"-ily goon the two "goons" looking to get the money owed from Lawrence were
-The fact that not only did the bookie want to be called "the monkey," as though that were better than his real name (Eugene), but he also met with Lawrence at some sort of place where there were mad different monkeys and apes living together in a zoo-like setting but not fenced-in or separated as far as I could tell and/or remember
-The "goons" and the bookie they worked for were mad goofy
-You always know what will happen in these movies, but the fact that Lawrence proposed at the altar was sleazy
-The part where they went to Hart's parent's house and there were mad pictures of Hart's sister and her children and the father said to Lawrence he was going to show him some picture of Hart's sister from her yearbook. It was in a box in the same room which might have been the living room. While rummaging through a box with the father, the mom was all, "He doesn't want to see that. He'd rather see Jennifer's (Hart) yearbook. ... Where is that, anyway?" Father, "Oh, we put that in the attic." Hart then picked up a 4" x 6" frame with a picture of her and sort of showed it to Lawrence, saying, "Here's a picture of me graduating from Harvard." Man, that was cheesy. I mean, good golly, Miss Molly. So bad. Gross.
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